HEY PAL, MY EYES ARE UP HERE

Listen, why don’t you relax with a magazine, Gent or High Life, while one of the gals selects a few items your honey will go wild over.

Maybe you’d like to get her something special? Something that’s really for both of you, if you know what I mean. We can help with that. We’ve got her measurements, and we noticed the way she was looking at that sheer teddy last week, when she picked up that practical T-shirt bra.

Personal shopping service gratis for the gents. Advice discreetly given over the phone, through email or in house by appointment.

You lucky, lucky boy.